10-04-2009, 04:42 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Two Nuns and a Blind Man
(oldie but goodie...)
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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10-04-2009, 05:01 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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A new version of an old favourite!
To me it was always "a nun in the bath", but I like yours too.
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