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Old 10-03-2009, 03:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car...
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Old 10-03-2009, 03:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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NICE! I will use this one.
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Old 10-03-2009, 04:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The wise man has insurance on the car.

The lucky man has insurance on the Mother in Law too.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 10-04-2009, 03:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i guessed i lucked out. my mother-in-law kicks some serious ass.
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