10-03-2009, 03:36 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Quickies - 2
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car...
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10-03-2009, 04:38 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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The wise man has insurance on the car.
The lucky man has insurance on the Mother in Law too.
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10-04-2009, 03:21 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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i guessed i lucked out. my mother-in-law kicks some serious ass.
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