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uncle phil · 01-09-2010, 05:00 AM

Alcohol does not make you FAT;

It makes you LEAN...

against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

BadNick · 01-09-2010, 08:22 AM

I'm sure it's due to the lower density of alcohol compared to water changing the speed of sound, but therefore it also makes me LOUD

AlexDigitalx · 01-13-2010, 09:00 AM

lol its great

01-09-2010, 05:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Important Message Alcohol does not make you FAT; It makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-09-2010, 08:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm sure it's due to the lower density of alcohol compared to water changing the speed of sound, but therefore it also makes me LOUD