The Wisdom of an Old Italian Man
 

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed.

"Lissin'a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver, so you will always remember me."

The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But grandpa, I really donna lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your ROLEX watch instead?"

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, "Shuddup ana lissin. Somma day, you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambinos." After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues, "Somma day, you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do, pointa to your watch and say 'Times up?'"

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