Crack

Hailing from Australia and being Muslim, this joke seems to be written for you!



AN Australian boarded a flight from Dubai to Melbourne and, after he settled himself in the window seat, a Muslim in his mufti was seated next to him on the aisle. They nodded to each other politely and immersed themselves in their newspapers. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came by with the drinks trolley and asked the Aussie if he would care for a drink. The Aussie folded his newspaper and happily asked for a rum and Coke, which was placed before him along with a packet of peanuts. The flight attendant turned to the Muslim and asked him if he would like a drink. He shook his head in disgust and replied firmly, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." Shocked to hear that, the Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "'Me too... I didn't know we had a choice."

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

dlish

ha!

and to think so highly of me as to dedicate a whole thread to me!

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- Filthy

Reese

rofl.

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streak_56

LOL... definately going into my bank

blahblah454

Sounds like it could be a good flight!

Never heard that one before.

little_tippler

lol and a whole dozen of 'em

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

dlish

if anyones interested in knowing what flight that is, PM me.

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy