Iliftrocks

So, this elderly gentleman was laying in bed, reading his favorite book, when out of the hallway his wife of 50 years jumps into the bedroom, wearing nothing but a big read cape and yells, "SUPER SEX!!!!!!"











Old guy looks up from his book and says, "I'll have the soup"

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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

flat5

good one

Jetée

Thanks. That was great.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi