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rurp 09-19-2009 01:50 PM
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
 
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

:splat:

blahblah454 09-19-2009 04:27 PM
An oldie but a goodie.

uncle phil 09-19-2009 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rurp (Post 2705830)
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

:splat:
and then the fight started...

Iliftrocks 09-20-2009 06:40 AM
I see cast iron pots flying for some reason


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