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Old 09-11-2009, 06:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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sexist joke **warning**

What's the difference between a Pigmy and female jogger?
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a Pigmy is a cunning little runt.




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Old 09-11-2009, 07:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA

Brilliant play on words, It might be sexist, but it's brilliant. HAHAHAHA, my mom is going to love this one
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Deplorably sexist, but funny none the less
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a dyslexic chick?

One's a phony buck...
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Old 09-11-2009, 10:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a dyslexic chick?

One's a phony buck...
That jokes great, but even better if you had said "anorexic chick".
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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+1 for proofreading jokes!
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Old 09-14-2009, 12:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What's the difference

Between ..

A pickpocket and a voyeur ?












One snatches watches.
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Old 09-14-2009, 12:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That jokes great, but even better if you had said "anorexic chick".
I lol'd. I'm never typing jokes in a hurry before school anymore.
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow, looks like we have some cunning linguists here.
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Old 09-14-2009, 08:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The difference between a girl at church and a girl in the bath tub....


One has hope in her soul.
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