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RogueGypsy · 09-11-2009, 06:23 AM

What's the difference between a Pigmy and female jogger?
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a Pigmy is a cunning little runt.

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Zocrates · 09-11-2009, 07:06 AM

Brilliant play on words, It might be sexist, but it's brilliant. HAHAHAHA, my mom is going to love this one

mykockle · 09-11-2009, 07:41 AM

Deplorably sexist, but funny none the less

LoganSnake · 09-11-2009, 07:52 AM

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a dyslexic chick?

One's a phony buck...

Daniel_ · 09-11-2009, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a dyslexic chick?

One's a phony buck...

That jokes great, but even better if you had said "anorexic chick".

Redlemon · 09-11-2009, 11:12 AM

+1 for proofreading jokes!

LaLa1 · 09-14-2009, 12:02 PM

Between ..

A pickpocket and a voyeur ?

One snatches watches.

LoganSnake · 09-14-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Daniel_

That jokes great, but even better if you had said "anorexic chick".

I lol'd. I'm never typing jokes in a hurry before school anymore.

souzafone · 09-14-2009, 05:59 PM

Wow, looks like we have some cunning linguists here.

Punk.of.Ages · 09-14-2009, 08:42 PM

The difference between a girl at church and a girl in the bath tub....

One has hope in her soul.

09-11-2009, 06:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
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09-11-2009, 07:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zocrates Upright	HAHAHAHA Brilliant play on words, It might be sexist, but it's brilliant. HAHAHAHA, my mom is going to love this one

09-11-2009, 07:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a dyslexic chick? One's a phony buck... __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

09-11-2009, 11:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	+1 for proofreading jokes! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-14-2009, 12:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
LaLa1 Upright Location: Birch Bay, Washington	What's the difference Between .. A pickpocket and a voyeur ? One snatches watches.

09-11-2009, 07:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
mykockle Crazy Location: Denver CO	Deplorably sexist, but funny none the less

09-14-2009, 05:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
souzafone Insane	Wow, looks like we have some cunning linguists here.

09-14-2009, 08:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	The difference between a girl at church and a girl in the bath tub.... One has hope in her soul. __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike