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uncle phil

08-23-2009 04:19 AM

You've Been Married Too Long - 1

Wife: Honey...what are you looking for?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?

Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date...

Plan9

08-23-2009 09:30 PM

Flashback! Oh, man... that totally fits the emo picture I made in Photoshop of my wedding dance after I got divorced. Creepy.

Here's a hot slice of 2007:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13...glowsilly1.jpg

Charlatan

08-23-2009 09:53 PM

Wasn't Polyester the John Waters film where Divine ate dog shit?

Plan9

08-23-2009 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan (Post 2692890)

Wasn't Polyester the John Waters film where Divine ate dog shit?

I don't know... but that fits, too.

SSJTWIZTA

08-23-2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan (Post 2692890)

Wasn't Polyester the John Waters film where Divine ate dog shit?

pink flamingos

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