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uncle phil · 08-27-2009, 02:07 AM

Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

Titan_Uranus · 08-27-2009, 03:43 AM

Good one.

08-27-2009, 02:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	You've Been Married Too Long - 3 Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?' __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-27-2009, 03:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Titan_Uranus Insane Location: South Africa	Good one.