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08-27-2009, 02:07 AM
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comfortably numb...
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You've Been Married Too Long - 3
Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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