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Old 08-26-2009, 06:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm taking on uncle phil with this one....

A taxidermist tried to make a wall trophy of a bobcat but the front half was too messed up so he had to make it with just the back end. It turned out to be a catastrophe.
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Old 08-26-2009, 06:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh, lord...
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Old 08-27-2009, 02:04 AM   #4 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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that's good...
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Old 08-27-2009, 03:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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More 'clever' than funny, but still gave me a chuckle.
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Old 08-27-2009, 03:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hah!
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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.... I must be a little sick.. it took me a little while, but then I couldn't stop giggling... Good one!
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Winner.
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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wait I dont....ooooh.heh..heh heh.
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Old 08-28-2009, 05:08 AM   #10 (permalink)
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****groan****
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Old 08-29-2009, 05:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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.... I must be a little sick.. it took me a little while, but then I couldn't stop giggling... Good one!
x2

Spent a good minute thinking before i even got this one
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