I'm taking on uncle phil with this one....
A taxidermist tried to make a wall trophy of a bobcat but the front half was too messed up so he had to make it with just the back end. It turned out to be a catastrophe.
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
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