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uncle phil · 08-21-2009, 02:24 AM

Catholic guy goes into the confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."

The priest replies, "Get out...You're on my side."

Iliftrocks · 08-21-2009, 06:52 AM

I had a feeling it had to be like that when I was going in for confession. Sometimes the priest hiccuped and burped while I was making up sins

08-21-2009, 02:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Confession Catholic guy goes into the confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days." The priest replies, "Get out...You're on my side." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-21-2009, 06:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	I had a feeling it had to be like that when I was going in for confession. Sometimes the priest hiccuped and burped while I was making up sins __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."