Confession
 

Catholic guy goes into the confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."

The priest replies, "Get out...You're on my side."

I had a feeling it had to be like that when I was going in for confession. Sometimes the priest hiccuped and burped while I was making up sins