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uncle phil · 08-09-2009, 04:38 AM

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my I-Pod...

Bear Cub · 08-09-2009, 04:42 AM

Xerxys · 08-09-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by eminem

oops, my CD just skipped, and everyone heard you let one rip!!

08-09-2009, 04:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Pub Farts I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my I-Pod... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-09-2009, 04:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
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