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Old 07-31-2009, 11:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dinosaur Comics - July 30th, 2009 - awesome fun times!

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Old 07-31-2009, 01:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How's T-rex going to donate with those short arms?
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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How's T-rex going to donate with those short arms?
You should see the damn thing when it comes out of its...
wait, how do dinosaur penises "work"? They never explained this in Jurassic Park. Is in a sheath, like a dog?
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You should see the damn thing when it comes out of its...
wait, how do dinosaur penises "work"? They never explained this in Jurassic Park. Is in a sheath, like a dog?
Didn't they have a cloaca like reptiles?
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I need to start referring to vaginas as cloacas.
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Old 07-31-2009, 03:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Rule 34 wins again.
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Old 07-31-2009, 04:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Rule 34 wins again.
Beat me to it. Quoted for truth.
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's friggin hilarious
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Old 08-01-2009, 12:15 AM   #10 (permalink)
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..I dont get it.
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I need to start referring to vaginas as cloacas.
Ummmm ... no you don't:

Cloaca - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal, reproductive and urinary tracts of certain animal species. The word comes from Latin, and means sewer.

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