Crack

During sex, there are four types of women's orgasms........

The Positve Orgasm: "Oh yes, oh yes!"

The Negative Orgasm: "Oh no, oh no,oh no"

The Religious Orgasm: "Oh God!"

The Fake Orgasm: "Oh Hal!"

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Xerxys

I saw this one coming. But I still read it to completion.

Halx

I... don't get it.

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The_Jazz

Exactly.

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Jetée

This plays out quite similarly to one of my favorite quotes that I couldn't find audibly unfortunately.

Assuming the roles it goes like this:
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.

Bender: That's what she said. Whooooo!

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SSJTWIZTA

fuck the joke, theres the comedy gold

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