Verdan

The 1000th anniversary of a famous conflict between the ancient Scottish and Romans was approaching and the local city council wanted to do something to commemorate the occasion. After much debate and discussion, it was decided that the train rails would be dyed a particular shade of blue, matching the coloration the Picts wore into battle. A chemical engineer was hired to find a substance which would look right, not wear off too quickly and, most importantly, not cause a problem for the trains. He worked for several weeks, long into the evenings on this project.
Finally his work was complete. He went to his favorite pub where he normally played darts with his friends. They had missed him this past month and a half and were concerned with his well-being. He explained that he had not been hurt or sick. "I've been working on the rail woad."

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LoganSnake

I think you just beat uncle phil.

Congrats?...

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

uncle phil

ooohh, whip me, beat me...

funny...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.