the hook up
 

i don't remember if this has been done, so if it's a re-post, i apologize....

guy is sitting at a bar, chick next to him strikes up a conversation, they get to talking, she mentions her husband left her because she was "too kinky."

"really? my wife left me because she said i was too kinky," he said with a smile, and bought them another round.

a few drinks later, they ended up back at her place.

"get naked and lay on the bed," she said, and he did.

"stay right there, i'll be out in five minutes," she said, with authority.

about five minutes later, she comes out of the bathroom in full leather, mask and all. but he is getting dressed and looking like he is going to leave.

perplexed, she asks "what's going on? i thought you liked getting a little kinky?"

"i do," he replied, "i just shit in your purse and jerked off while your dog lick my balls."

I'm sure it's a repost, but thanks. This joke was on my mind recently, but I never got around to looking it up. Love it.