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07-26-2009, 11:37 PM
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Crazy
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Lookin' good
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's near perfect.' |
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07-27-2009, 02:10 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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and then the fight started...
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