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Old 07-26-2009, 01:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Last night, my husband and I were sitting in the living room and I said to him, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

He got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine...
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Old 07-26-2009, 08:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha!
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Old 07-26-2009, 12:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice one!!
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2009, 07:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sounds like my ex...
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