Living Will
 

Last night, my husband and I were sitting in the living room and I said to him, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

He got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine...

Ha!

Nice one!!

Godd one, I had to read it twice to get it :)

Sounds like my ex...