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uncle phil · 07-23-2009, 02:10 AM

A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good,
but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be
accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and
go out and shoot six illegal aliens, Six ACLU lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"So much for the attitude test," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

dksuddeth · 07-23-2009, 07:38 AM

that is ridiculously hilarious LOL

Iliftrocks · 07-23-2009, 09:58 AM

"Why the rabbit?" was exactly what I was thinking when the punchline came. heh

Zeraph · 07-23-2009, 08:06 PM

I don't get the last line "So much for the attitude test," why would he dislike his answer? especially since he goes on to hire him.

MageB420666 · 07-24-2009, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeraph

I don't get the last line "So much for the attitude test," why would he dislike his answer? especially since he goes on to hire him.

He didn't dislike the answer. He was saying the test wasn't necessary anymore.

Xerxys · 07-24-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeraph

I don't get the last line "So much for the attitude test," why would he dislike his answer? especially since he goes on to hire him.

It's allrght to shoot anyone/thing else except cute bunny rabbits. Whats wrong with you Zeraph, why do you want to shoot rabbits?

squeeeb · 07-26-2009, 03:36 PM

this is a "nice" version of

A: if i were president, i would kill all the jews and one clown

B: why the clown?

A: see? no one likes the jews.

Baraka_Guru · 07-26-2009, 03:39 PM

Oh, I see. So we substitute the bogeymen of the day....

07-23-2009, 02:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Texas Law Enforcement A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, Six ACLU lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" "So much for the attitude test," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-23-2009, 07:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
dksuddeth Junkie Location: bedford, tx	that is ridiculously hilarious LOL __________________ "no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything. You cannot conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him."

07-23-2009, 09:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	"Why the rabbit?" was exactly what I was thinking when the punchline came. heh __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

07-26-2009, 03:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	this is a "nice" version of A: if i were president, i would kill all the jews and one clown B: why the clown? A: see? no one likes the jews. __________________ onward to mayhem!

07-26-2009, 03:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Oh, I see. So we substitute the bogeymen of the day.... __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

07-23-2009, 08:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	I don't get the last line "So much for the attitude test," why would he dislike his answer? especially since he goes on to hire him.