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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Texas Law Enforcement
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, Six ACLU lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" "So much for the attitude test," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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Junkie
Location: bedford, tx
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that is ridiculously hilarious LOL
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Oh, I see. So we substitute the bogeymen of the day....
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