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wwtsd · 07-16-2009, 05:56 PM

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb weight lossprogram.

The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before hima voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pairof Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss Company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thinghappens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he haslost 10 lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'. Well, he's outthe door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no suchluck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him graduallygetting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, hediscovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the7-day, 50-pound program.

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is ourmost rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it, hefinds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pinkrunning shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,your ass is mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week

gamefreak1398 · 07-17-2009, 02:15 PM

aaaahhahahahaahahahhahhah freakin priceless

Halx · 07-20-2009, 09:51 AM

I like this one. Particularly because of the visuals.

07-16-2009, 05:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
wwtsd Upright	New Diet Program A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb weight lossprogram. The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before hima voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pairof Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss Company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thinghappens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he haslost 10 lbs as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'. Well, he's outthe door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no suchluck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him graduallygetting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, hediscovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the7-day, 50-pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is ourmost rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it, hefinds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pinkrunning shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,your ass is mine.' He lost 63 pounds that week

07-20-2009, 09:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I like this one. Particularly because of the visuals. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-17-2009, 02:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
gamefreak1398 Upright	aaaahhahahahaahahahhahhah freakin priceless