Verdan

(I was reminded of this one by the Stoned Owls)

One afternoon, a koala was sitting on his branch, smoking some weed. A lizard noticed him and climbed up the tree.

"Hey, man. Want some of this? It's gooood.."

"Sure," answered the lizard and he took a couple puffs on the joint, passing it back to the koala. This went back and forth a couple times.

"I'm getting thirsty. Be right back" stated the lizard who scampered back down the tree trunk. The koala smiled and watched the lizard disappear towards the nearby water hole.

At the watering hole, a crocodile noticed the lizard walk erratically to the shore and stick its head under the water. This wasn't normal behavior and piqued his curiosity. He swam over to the lizard.

"You okay? You were walking kind of funny there."

"Oh, yeah. I'm a little messed up. Been smokin' some good shit with a koala up that path a ways."

This intrigued the croc who got out of the water and followed the indicated path.

The koala looked down from his tree branch and saw the crocodile approaching. "Holy shit, mate! How much water did you drink??"

Xerxys

**chuckles**