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wwtsd · 07-10-2009, 07:42 AM

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

DaniGirl · 07-10-2009, 08:26 AM

That is great I need to show that to my mother in-law. Everytime her husband says she needs a job so shes not board, she says "if I get a job I won't need you anymore". It is a joke.

07-10-2009, 07:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
wwtsd Upright	Lottery Winner A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

07-10-2009, 08:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
DaniGirl Addict Location: Fucking Utah...	That is great I need to show that to my mother in-law. Everytime her husband says she needs a job so shes not board, she says "if I get a job I won't need you anymore". It is a joke.