Lottery Winner
 

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

:lol: That is great I need to show that to my mother in-law. Everytime her husband says she needs a job so shes not board, she says "if I get a job I won't need you anymore". It is a joke.:lol: