07-08-2009, 02:14 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Stress Management
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.
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07-08-2009, 02:59 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Priceless!
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07-08-2009, 11:03 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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i actually know a place like this
waterfall and all.
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
07-09-2009, 01:54 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Physically in Houston, TX - Mentally Lost in Time
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*note to self*
change location for the bodies
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Attention everyone: We have another potential asshole in the area ! You don't have bad luck, the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass !! Dinner $50 Drinks $30 Motel $40 Finding out she swallows - PRICELESS!!! |
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