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Old 07-08-2009, 02:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Stress Management

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Priceless!
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm going to use this technique
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i actually know a place like this

waterfall and all.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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change location for the bodies
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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*note to self*

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