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07-07-2009, 10:58 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Terror Bomb Threat
News Just In:
Terrorists have been plotting to plant bombs inside cans of Alphabet Spaghetti. Police have warned that if they achieve their goal it could spell disaster!
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07-07-2009, 11:59 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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*headdesk*
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07-08-2009, 02:12 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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oh!!!
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