Little Johnny's Neighbor
 

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"cuz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses".

Technical note: even at 5 years old, the best resolution that a doctor can test to is 20/30 (at least, that's what my kid's pediatrician says). Also, it takes quite a few years for the eyes to complete development.

way to ruin it with science, red.

:shakehead::shakehead::shakehead::shakehead::shakehead:

I require accuracy in humor. :lol: And I love deconstructing jokes.

HI-larious

Redlemon pls spare us your scientific-cum-optometric jargon and find a way to see the funny side of thejoke. To Little Johnny, I'ld say, 'nice observation', to Redlemon, I'ld say, 'lighten up!'

I changed my title just for you, Frankie.