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Facts We All Can't Live Without

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life....quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Hell, I'm thinking I know people who've pushed out atomic bombs in less than a year.

Taco bell, T-rats, and too much shitty beer.

Ergh.

Dear lord Crompsin, you were not stuck in the same room as them were you?

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Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2664243)

Hell, I'm thinking I know people who've pushed out atomic bombs in less than a year.

Taco bell, T-rats, and too much shitty beer.

Ergh.

I know exactly what you mean...

That's my average Saturday Night/Sunday Morning.

If they thought the Manhattan Project yielded deadly results, wait until they witness the devastation of my "Pabst and Long Island Iced Tea Project."

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Originally Posted by Bear Cub (Post 2664535)

If they thought the Manhattan Project yielded deadly results, wait until they witness the devastation of my "Pabst and Long Island Iced Tea Project."

I'll see your Pabst and Long Island Iced Teas nights and raise you my Keystone and cheap whiskey nights!

well aren't pigs lucky lol.

and i knew there was a reason i am terrified of butterflies.

Does anyone out there know of a reputable surgeon who can carry out some serious transformation on my anatomy? Pigs take 30 whole minutes? Lucky sods!

Pigs also release about a cup (250 ml) of semen with each ejaculation.

I had a professor in college who, for his research adviser, had to 'collect' the samples for sperm motility studies.

Getting head would never be the same.

About the mantis

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Although the praying mantis is known for its cannibalistic mating process in actuality it only occurs 5-31% of the time. Especially in laboratory conditions of bright lights and confinement, the female is more likely to eat the male as means of survival. "In nature, mating usually takes place under cover, so rather than leaning over the tank studying their every move, we left them alone and videotaped what happened. We were amazed at what we saw. Out of thirty matings, we didn't record one instance of cannibalism, and instead we saw an elaborate courtship display, with both sexes performing a ritual dance, stroking each other with their antennae before finally mating. It really was a lovely display". (7) There is one species, however, the Mantis religiosa, in which it is necessary that the head be removed for the mating to take effect properly. (5) Sexual cannibalism occurs most often if the female is hungry. But eating the head does causes the body to ejaculate faster. (3)

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