uncle phil

Towards the end of the golf course, Tim hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch...

All of a sudden . . . POOF!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Tim recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

Tim shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!"

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

genuinegirly

Hehehe.

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"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

Jozrael

That is one vindictive woman.

Warf Rat

That's great

Thanks

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