06-30-2009, 02:50 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways
Farrah Fawcett died and went to Heaven, and when she got there, God said
that she had suffered so much during her last two years on earth that he would grant her one wish. Her wish was for all the little children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson...
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06-30-2009, 09:45 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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naughty but funny.
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