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Old 06-29-2009, 02:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes...

Do you know what happened 159 years ago this fall....back in 1850?
California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically nothing has changed..except the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha! So true it's funny... unless you live in California.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahha i love this one
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Old 06-29-2009, 05:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So true it's funny... unless you live in California.
It's even funnier if you've emigrated from the People's Republic of California to the United States.
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Old 06-29-2009, 05:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nope. Still funny in California.
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I remember one really bad year.

The Metro bus drivers union was on strike.

The Supermarket union was on strike.

We had rolling black outs.

The forests in Orange Country were on fire, and ashes were falling in Los Angeles.
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