Another Little Johnny joke - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

mino · 06-19-2009, 06:21 PM

Hi guys,

Just popped into the Project after not visiting in AAAAGES (amazed my account was still active!) and thought I'd share my favourite joke of late. Apologies if you've heard it.

One night, Little Johnny is horrified to walk in on his parents having sex. They don't notice him standing in the doorway until he screams out in horror. They stop, and can't help but burst out laughing at the situation. But as they laugh, Johnny runs off, sobbing. "Great!" says Dad. "We've scarred the poor kid for life."

"No, not at all!" says Mum. "Just give him a minute or two to calm down, and then go and explain what was happening. He'll be OK."

So Dad waits a second, then wanders off to find Johnny. But he's not in his room, or the family room, or the kitchen... Dad's wandering around at a loss until he hears some noise coming from Grandma's room. Thinking Johnny may have gone to Grandma for comfort, Dad goes in, and is horrified to see Johnny kneeling on the bed behind Grandma, doing her doggy-style.

"NO!" screams Dad. "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?"

Johnny turns to him and says "Yeah, see? Not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?"

Moyaboy · 06-20-2009, 12:49 AM

Ha Ha. That's just wrong. On so many levels.

Tully Mars · 06-20-2009, 04:56 AM

Bad, wrong, just, just so damn funny.

blahblah454 · 06-20-2009, 10:53 AM

Oh god I was horrified. I could feel the blood draining from my face and turning pale as I read on.

nrclark · 06-22-2009, 03:03 AM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! ... no really did think it was that funny , and sick too ...

06-19-2009, 06:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
mino Upright Location: Melbourne, Australia	Another Little Johnny joke Hi guys, Just popped into the Project after not visiting in AAAAGES (amazed my account was still active!) and thought I'd share my favourite joke of late. Apologies if you've heard it. One night, Little Johnny is horrified to walk in on his parents having sex. They don't notice him standing in the doorway until he screams out in horror. They stop, and can't help but burst out laughing at the situation. But as they laugh, Johnny runs off, sobbing. "Great!" says Dad. "We've scarred the poor kid for life." "No, not at all!" says Mum. "Just give him a minute or two to calm down, and then go and explain what was happening. He'll be OK." So Dad waits a second, then wanders off to find Johnny. But he's not in his room, or the family room, or the kitchen... Dad's wandering around at a loss until he hears some noise coming from Grandma's room. Thinking Johnny may have gone to Grandma for comfort, Dad goes in, and is horrified to see Johnny kneeling on the bed behind Grandma, doing her doggy-style. "NO!" screams Dad. "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?" Johnny turns to him and says "Yeah, see? Not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?"

06-20-2009, 12:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Moyaboy Crazy Location: Charlotte, NC	Ha Ha. That's just wrong. On so many levels. __________________ "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." - Steven Weinberg

06-20-2009, 04:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Bad, wrong, just, just so damn funny. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

06-20-2009, 10:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Oh god I was horrified. I could feel the blood draining from my face and turning pale as I read on.

06-22-2009, 03:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! ... no really did think it was that funny , and sick too ...