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this is gonna offend someone
*looks both ways before asking in hushed tones*
what do you call a black guy flying a plane? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? a pilot, you fucking racist |
Aw, I thought this was gonna be good.
lol |
You're right; it offends me by not being funny. :shakehead:
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oh ye of little sense of humor...
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You have split my sides
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Brought to you by The Rev Jesse Jackson.
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I laughed.
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Geez, tough crowd.
I chuckled. |
It's funny because the prime target is the listener. Some of the best humour comes out of that.
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I know some people I'd like to use that on...
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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat... |
squeeeb +1
uncle phil -1 Sorry phil! |
oh see now I like that one lol
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Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring |
Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it... |
Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp. |
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe... |
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the ' F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!' |
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern fairy tale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...' |
I start most my stories with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ...", also.
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lol well done phil
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Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong |
What do princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last hit was the wall. |
<<< has TONS of racist jokes, but will refrain from using them.
for some reason i think racist jokes are hilarious, no matter who they're directed towards. |
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y'all gonna make me wet my pants.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
. . . . . . . . . THAT'S NOT FUNNY!! |
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
1 baby in 10 trash cans ^_^ |
This is how i like to answer the phone!!!
Thank you for calling Julies abortion clinic you rape em, we scrap em!!!! |
Q: What did the blind gay guy say to the other guy when he was eating his ass out?
A: "I can't see shit!" |
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