uncle phil

Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked over to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked, 'What might ye be sellin' here ?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling assholes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You are doing well ... Only two left!'

Englishmen should know better than to mess with the Irish.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tully Mars

Ha!

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jbuffett

clever.

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I do blame you for voting for Bush.

Shell

...well, hello there jbuffet. You have no idea how happy i am to see you!

<<<<< ...for you if you're THE jimmy buffet

...oh, and a big laugh here for the irish joke, unclephil

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