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Old 06-01-2009, 02:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Only a Head

A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink.

The father orders his son a scotch and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head. He drinks another shot and another arm pops out. After the next shot a torso pops out. After more shots, suddenly, he has a whole body.

The boy runs out of the bar and gets hit by a truck, killing him instantly. A drunkard in the corner looks at the father and says, "He should have quit while he was a head."
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Old 06-01-2009, 04:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Aw. Well you tried.

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Old 06-01-2009, 05:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I laughed.
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Old 06-02-2009, 09:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeeearghhhhhhh!!!!

That's just good humour right there
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well done on not giving away the punchline in the title
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