uncle phil

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles, something she seemed to love to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'

'Because,' she replied, 'I miss mine.'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Iliftrocks

Zingooooooo!!!

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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

freeload

Oh- what a groiner

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The future ain't what it used to be.