The Miracle of Toilet Paper
 

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. ' How long will this take?' I asked.

' They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your backside, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

I laughed so loud, I scared the cat and pissed off the wife .... she didn't seem to get the "joke" either :D

:lol: Superb!!

Haven't heard that one for a while. Makes me grin every time.

That's hilarious! Though I imagine I wouldn't want it said to me =p

Hey thats a good one! And for the record small boobies for the win!