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wondash · 07-03-2003, 09:33 AM

A guy goes to see a Proctologist. The doctor decides to take x-rays. While examining the x-rays, he discovers that the man has a wad of money shoved up his ass.

The doctor says; "I hate to tell you this, but it seems that you have a roll of 100 dollar bills in your anal cavity, possibly as much as nineteen hundred dollars."

The man replies; "Well that explains why I haven't been feeling too grand lately!"

Snakeyes · 07-03-2003, 09:56 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Brewmaniac · 07-03-2003, 10:18 AM

Great play on words! Very clever! Thanks

Flesh · 07-03-2003, 10:36 AM

lol nice

TerresqueÜ · 07-03-2003, 11:13 AM

Heh, clever.

rundmv · 07-03-2003, 11:30 AM

kind of a groaner..so i'll tell it to everyone i know

CSflim · 07-03-2003, 11:55 AM

oh sweet jesus! that was awful!

Kepp up the good work!

doubleaught · 07-03-2003, 06:25 PM

oh man that was bad

thx!

sbscout · 07-04-2003, 05:59 AM

rimshot!!

oblar · 07-04-2003, 12:35 PM

hehe thanks for the post

Bobdoler · 07-04-2003, 11:50 PM

oh jeez, thats not a good joke at 4 am in the morning

bravo49 · 07-05-2003, 12:08 AM

That was sad

scope · 07-05-2003, 03:51 PM

Good joke. But how did the money get there?

wondash · 07-07-2003, 01:49 PM

My first post in Humor, thanks for the feedback!

Silverbrain · 07-07-2003, 06:45 PM

Clever stuff, thanks!

07-03-2003, 09:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
wondash Psycho	A guy goes to see a Proctologist... A guy goes to see a Proctologist. The doctor decides to take x-rays. While examining the x-rays, he discovers that the man has a wad of money shoved up his ass. The doctor says; "I hate to tell you this, but it seems that you have a roll of 100 dollar bills in your anal cavity, possibly as much as nineteen hundred dollars." The man replies; "Well that explains why I haven't been feeling too grand lately!"

07-03-2003, 10:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Great play on words! Very clever! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-03-2003, 11:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Heh, clever. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-03-2003, 11:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	oh sweet jesus! that was awful! Kepp up the good work! __________________

07-04-2003, 05:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	rimshot!! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

07-03-2003, 09:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Snakeyes Loser Location: Toronto	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

07-03-2003, 11:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	kind of a groaner..so i'll tell it to everyone i know

07-03-2003, 06:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	oh man that was bad thx!

07-04-2003, 12:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe thanks for the post __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-04-2003, 11:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bobdoler Crazy	oh jeez, thats not a good joke at 4 am in the morning __________________ woot

07-05-2003, 12:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	That was sad

07-05-2003, 03:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
scope Banned Location: Canada	Good joke. But how did the money get there?

07-07-2003, 01:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
wondash Psycho	My first post in Humor, thanks for the feedback!

07-07-2003, 06:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Clever stuff, thanks! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK