05-17-2009, 03:45 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, 'I wanna watch'.
Pick up line for girls with OCD "That's a nice dress, but it would look a lot better folded neatly in a drawer" I find it rude when deaf people talk to me with their hands full. According to Wikipedia monkeys have a clitoris, but damned if I can find it. Whatever, I've learned a bag of bananas will make her just as excited.
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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx Last edited by Crack; 05-17-2009 at 04:00 PM.. |
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