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uncle phil · 05-09-2009, 01:47 AM

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

Tully Mars · 05-09-2009, 04:55 AM

Groan.

dohrk · 05-10-2009, 04:23 PM

*rimshot* He probably had 'roid rage.

Plan9 · 05-10-2009, 04:28 PM

Excellent. I'm going to use that later when I pick up a girl at a shady bar.

Obviously I'll reverse the joke to reflect my chicken nugget-sized biceps.

gamefreak1398 · 05-10-2009, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

Excellent. I'm going to use that later when I pick up a girl at a shady bar.

Obviously I'll reverse the joke to reflect my chicken nugget-sized biceps.

hahaha so you got a couple of cherry bombs with an extra long fuse eh?

Plan9 · 05-10-2009, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamefreak1398

hahaha so you got a couple of cherry bombs with an extra long fuse eh?

Hey... don't ruin my punchline, skippy.

05-09-2009, 01:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Stick of Dynamite A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-09-2009, 04:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Groan. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

05-10-2009, 04:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Excellent. I'm going to use that later when I pick up a girl at a shady bar. Obviously I'll reverse the joke to reflect my chicken nugget-sized biceps. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

05-10-2009, 04:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
dohrk 19	rimshot He probably had 'roid rage.