05-06-2009, 02:18 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.
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05-06-2009, 03:28 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Living in a Warmer Insanity
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F'ing classic. Just about blew coffee out my nose this morning. Thanks... I think.
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