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Double D · 06-30-2003, 04:47 PM

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey Kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

oblar · 06-30-2003, 09:14 PM

haha that was a good one

hadn't heard that one befoer.

YourNeverThere · 07-01-2003, 12:10 AM

bahhah that would be a very strange thing to witness

bravo49 · 07-01-2003, 12:40 AM

Now that's a new one

asdf4321 · 07-01-2003, 08:36 PM

Hahahaha very excellent. Ah... the innocence of children..

sbscout · 07-01-2003, 08:36 PM

out of the mouths of babes....

Hydralisk · 07-01-2003, 10:11 PM

and she knows what an ass is because?

Flesh · 07-02-2003, 06:38 AM

hahaha

TerresqueÜ · 07-02-2003, 06:46 AM

Hahahaha!!!! Great

Mitzkrieg · 07-02-2003, 10:41 AM

hehehe, got a good chuckle!

rundmv · 07-02-2003, 10:58 AM

i've heard something very similar to that before...but it was a long time ago...funy

Slims · 07-03-2003, 01:37 AM

I haven't heard that in forever. Thanks

06-30-2003, 04:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Double D Junkie Location: Chicagoland	A Kiss is Just a Kiss One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey Kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

06-30-2003, 09:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	haha that was a good one hadn't heard that one befoer. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-01-2003, 12:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	bahhah that would be a very strange thing to witness __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-01-2003, 08:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
asdf4321 Upright Location: Houston	Hahahaha very excellent. Ah... the innocence of children.. __________________ Rar-poop! Combination dinosaur noise and the sound of.. well, you know.

07-01-2003, 08:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	out of the mouths of babes.... __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

07-01-2003, 12:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Now that's a new one

07-01-2003, 10:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Hydralisk Upright	and she knows what an ass is because?

07-02-2003, 06:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahaha!!!! Great __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-02-2003, 10:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	hehehe, got a good chuckle!

07-02-2003, 10:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	i've heard something very similar to that before...but it was a long time ago...funy

07-03-2003, 01:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I haven't heard that in forever. Thanks __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-02-2003, 06:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hahaha