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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey Kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

oblar

haha that was a good one hadn't heard that one befoer.

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YourNeverThere

bahhah that would be a very strange thing to witness

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The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

bravo49

Now that's a new one

asdf4321

Hahahaha very excellent. Ah... the innocence of children..

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Rar-poop! Combination dinosaur noise and the sound of.. well, you know.

sbscout

out of the mouths of babes....

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Hydralisk

and she knows what an ass is because?

Flesh

hahaha

TerresqueÜ

Hahahaha!!!! Great

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Mitzkrieg

hehehe, got a good chuckle!

rundmv

i've heard something very similar to that before...but it was a long time ago...funy

Slims

I haven't heard that in forever. Thanks

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