04-30-2009, 12:03 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Bored?
If youre bored on a train or bus journey, here is a good way to cheer yourself up, pretend to call a friend on your mobile phone,and tell them how good your recent 4 week holiday in Mexico was, when you put the phone down, cough and sneeze as loud as possible
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04-30-2009, 01:13 PM | #2 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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or, if you're bored and on an airplane, just click on this on your laptop...
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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04-30-2009, 01:24 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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i'll be taking a greyhound to indiana next week. i would give this a try, but im a bit worried about being kicked off the bus. its a long walk to indianapolis.
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