Jesus's ethnicity
 

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish
1. He went into his father*s business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother
thought he was God.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. He last request was a drink.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Puerto Rican
1. His first name was Jesus.
2.He was always in troulble with the law.
3. He mother did not know who his real father was.


Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black
1. He called everybody *brother*
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Californian
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.

6 nationalities. His mam had a push bike

heard at the Crucifiction:- "Save us a bun, I'll be back on Mnday"

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hahaha good stuff!

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Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright

--Doobie Brothers ;)

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